thedreadpiratejames:

sizvideos:

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I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

I was supposed to be in college in forty minutes ago but I’m still in bed having feminist rants in my head


Ebola by Andre Carrilho

Ebola by Andre Carrilho

hold-my-tea:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

How is this getting a movie? How did this even get published? Just… How?!

hold-my-tea:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

How is this getting a movie? How did this even get published? Just… How?!

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

a summary of bioshock

  1. jack: i trust you completely
  2. jack: DAMNIT ATLAS YOU TRAITOR YOU FUCKED ME UP
  3. delta: i don't trust you at all
  4. delta: DAMNIT SINCLAIR YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND I'M SORRY YOU FUCKED ME UP
  5. booker: i don't know who to trust i know how this game works one of you is gonna fuck me up
  6. booker:
  7. booker: i did it. it was me. i fucked you up. fuck.
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.  (via piaopew)

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